My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.
The waiter said, "What's that?"
I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
A boy walks into the bedroom and sees mom and dad having sex. The boy says, "What are you doing?"
"Baking a cake."
The next day he walked up to his mom doing dishes.
"Remember when you were making a cake? I LICKED UP ALL THE FROSTING."
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Hit your wife harder.
"I need help, George Sink," said Jimmy.
"What is it?" said George Sink.
"Can you wash my dishes?" said Jimmy.
How do you know if your wife is dead?
Sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.
How do you tell when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
