You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.
And together, we are pho-ever.
Dish Jokes
What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke!
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Wait, no. It's too CHEESY!
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.
The waiter said, "What's that?"
I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
A boy walks into the bedroom and sees mom and dad having sex. The boy says, "What are you doing?"
"Baking a cake."
The next day he walked up to his mom doing dishes.
"Remember when you were making a cake? I LICKED UP ALL THE FROSTING."
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.
What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
