"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
Here are some skeleton jokes.
You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.
If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.
I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.
I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.
I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!
I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.
I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.
Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).
What do you call fake noodles?
Impasta!
How do you make any salad a Caesar salad?
Stab it 23 times!
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
My mom said to go do the dishes, but she did them before me, so I killed myself.
What did the chef on the Titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes? "Oh no, the sink sank!"
At what speed is the curry going at?
In a hurry to the curry, man!
What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.
Don't you hate it when you do the dishes, but then you realize it wasn't the dishes?
Chinese takeout $15.00, gas to get there $1.50. Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes... rice-less!
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.
You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.
And together, we are pho-ever.
What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke!
