Don't you hate it when you do the dishes, but then you realize it wasn't the dishes?
Chinese takeout $15 . 00 gas to get there $1.50 . Getting home to find they,very forgotten one of your dishes RICELESS
Your at a buffet, you think your hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of your self, you get stuck looking at sides in the buffet, a roly poly gal you see in corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end, you go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slamed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she's is tenderizing you for dinner.
What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's cuz god created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
knock-knock Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? DISHES A VERY BAD JOKE!
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
Why is a Sweet potato cassarol so sweet? cause it's so SWEET TO EAT
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
Just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.
The waiter said, "What's that?"
I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."
what do you call a fake noodle....An imposta [hysterical laugh]
A boy walks into the bedroom and sees mom and dad having sex. The boy says, "What are you doing?"
"Baking a cake."
The next day he walked up to his mom doing dishes.
"Remember when you were making a cake? I LICKED UP ALL THE FROSTING."
Yo momma so dumb she washes her dishes in the river.
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Hit your wife harder.
