Dish jokes
What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Hit your wife harder.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
"I need help, George Sink," said Jimmy.
"What is it?" said George Sink.
"Can you wash my dishes?" said Jimmy.
How do you know if your wife is dead?
Sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.
How do you tell when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.