Dish jokes

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Hit your wife harder.

What do you call a masturbating cow?

Beef stroganoff.

"I need help, George Sink," said Jimmy.

"What is it?" said George Sink.

"Can you wash my dishes?" said Jimmy.

How do you know if your wife is dead?

Sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.

How do you tell when your wife is dead?

The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.