Disease jokes
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?
Nothing, they both stain.
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "John." "John who?" John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.
It's a canariel disease, untweetable.
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!