Disease jokes
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it!
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.
She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.
I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!
I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
If we send more mosquitoes to Africa, we could save more mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
Where did the chef put the disease?
In Ebola.
What's the difference between cancer and my dad?
Cancer is still here. 😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.