Disease jokes
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
My first thought when I read Betty Pear's obituary was, "Thank God for Alzheimer's!"
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
If you have cancer, you are gay.
Why are people joking about this stuff?
Cancer is the best thing ever! Hahah, fuck all you cancer patients!
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany.
Carys’s mum has chemo.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
Me: Imagine not having hair.
Kids: On chemo.
Bitch the fuck.
Why couldn't the girl brush her hair?
..... She had cancer.... ;)
Two cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.
Dr. Brody: Sir, your son has a disease called boofa.
Dad: What's boofa?
Dr. Brody: Both of these nuts in your mouth.
How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?
Because of the Corona Virus.
What is a lot?
Syphilis.