Disease jokes
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
What did the doctor say to the potato?
It told it it had tuberculosis.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
Memes
Killer Clowns
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
My first thought when I read Betty Pear's obituary was, "Thank God for Alzheimer's!"
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
If you have cancer, you are gay.
Why are people joking about this stuff?
Cancer is the best thing ever! Hahah, fuck all you cancer patients!
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.
Me: Imagine not having hair.
Kids: On chemo.
Bitch the fuck.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany.
Carys’s mum has chemo.