Disease jokes
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
If you have cancer, you are gay.
Why are people joking about this stuff?
Cancer is the best thing ever! Hahah, fuck all you cancer patients!
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
Carys’s mum has chemo.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany.
Me: Imagine not having hair.
Kids: On chemo.
Bitch the fuck.
My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.