Disease jokes
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.
I look diseased
Having a stroke?
Stop it!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
If you have cancer, you are gay.
Why are people joking about this stuff?
Cancer is the best thing ever! Hahah, fuck all you cancer patients!
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
Me: Imagine not having hair.
Kids: On chemo.
Bitch the fuck.