Disease jokes
What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side!
Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
Cancer jokes really grow on you--unlike the patients' hair.
My aunt's star sign was Cancer, so it's pretty ironic how she died...
She was eaten by a giant crab.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun....
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
What did the cancer cell say to its neighbor?
"Mind if I join you?"
I told my mother I'm a sexy cunt. She said, "No, you got cancer, you twat."