Disease jokes
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
What did the doctor say to the potato?
It told it it had tuberculosis.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
If you have cancer, you are gay.
Cancer is the best thing ever! Hahah, fuck all you cancer patients!
Why are people joking about this stuff?
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany.
Carys’s mum has chemo.
Me: Imagine not having hair.
Kids: On chemo.
Bitch the fuck.