Disease jokes
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
I'm related to diarrhea; it runs in my jeans.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
When you have a bladder infection,
You're in trouble. 😜
My dad told me a story today. His mom, my grandma, said if a bird gets in your house, someone will die.
That day, a hummingbird got in his UPS truck, and that’s the day he found out that my grandma had cancer. 😭😭😭😭😭 6 weeks later, she died. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Me after hearing
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."
What game hurts you the more stages you survive?
Cancer.
What itches a lot?
Syphilis.
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.
What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.
Read this and you're gay.
Depression has been entered into your body.
Dark humor is like cancer; it's funnier when kids get it.
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
My ex is like AIDS! I can't get rid of him.
Doctor: "What's your zodiac sign?"
Patient: "Cancer?"
Doctor: "What a coincidence."