Disease jokes
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
What did the doctor say to the potato?
It told it it had tuberculosis.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
Memes
I look diseased
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
If you have cancer, you are gay.
Cancer is the best thing ever! Hahah, fuck all you cancer patients!
Why are people joking about this stuff?
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany.
Me: Imagine not having hair.
Kids: On chemo.
Bitch the fuck.
Carys’s mum has chemo.
Why couldn't the girl brush her hair?
..... She had cancer.... ;)
Two cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.