Disease jokes
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.
What itches a lot?
Syphilis.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
I look diseased
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.
Having a stroke?
Stop it!
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
What did the doctor say to the potato?
It told it it had tuberculosis.