COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!
Disease Jokes
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
What did the doctor say to the potato?
It told it it had tuberculosis.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.
She literally died a crazy bitch.
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
If you have cancer, you are gay.
Why are people joking about this stuff?
Cancer is the best thing ever! Hahah, fuck all you cancer patients!
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.
