Disease jokes
What itches a lot?
Syphilis.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
My first thought when I read Betty Pear's obituary was, "Thank God for Alzheimer's!"
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
Memes
...maybee
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.
Having a stroke?
Stop it!
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.