Disease jokes
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.
Fuck, my dad has cancer, lol.
What itches a lot?
Syphilis.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
Memes
I look diseased
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
Having a stroke?
Stop it!
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.