Disease jokes
I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.
Fuck, my dad has cancer, lol.
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
What itches a lot?
Syphilis.
I had an Alzheimer's joke, but something's fogging up my mind.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
What did the doctor say to the potato?
It told it it had tuberculosis.
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.