Disease jokes
What's the most expensive haircut in the world?
Chemotherapy.
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?
A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
Quit making those progeria jokes. They get old very quickly.
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What is the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Hey girl, are you osteoporosis, because you're giving me a "bone" condition.
What’s the best way to get gum out of hair?
Cancer.
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."
Boy: "What's that?"
Grandpa: "What's what?"
Why couldn't the girl brush her hair?
..... She had cancer.... ;)
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.
I saw an advertisement for colored pens and how they write. They take a blue pen and write "blue," a yellow pen and write "yellow." I was inspired too.
I took a pen, filled it with my blood, and wrote "AIDS."
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
You can keep the tip.
Why can’t Sally get a hair cut? She has cancer.
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"
Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken had corona.
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.