Disease jokes
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.
I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
I look diseased
Fuck, my dad has cancer, lol.
What itches a lot?
Syphilis.
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
Having a stroke?
Stop it!
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)