Disease

Disease jokes

Stephen Hawking

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.

Parkinson

Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.

He really shook things up today.

Mosquito

If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.

Ligma

If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)

Covid

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Covid.

Covid who?

The thing that killed half a billion people!

Dad

Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.

Schizophrenia

Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!

Condom

Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.

Epileptic

What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.