Disease jokes
Having a stroke?
Stop it!
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
You know who else has dementia?
Comments for answer.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
What did the doctor say to the potato?
It told it it had tuberculosis.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.