Disease jokes
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.
Why can’t kids with cancer have anal sex?
Because they have cancer.
Me after hearing
Knock knock! Who's there? It's Dave! Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
What is long and not hairy?
The conga line in the cancer department.
How do you get gum out of your hair? Cancer.
Dark humor is like a cancer, it's funnier when a kid gets it.
Old man goes to the doctor.
The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."
The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"
How do you get bubblegum out of your hair? Cancer.
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the COVID-19 patients to stay positive.
Community talk
jealousy should be labeled as a disease cus wtf.
I got the flu and COVID. This is my second time having covid
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors. Men are utterly repul… Read more