Disease jokes
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
Zachary Disease Joke 🤣🤣🤣
https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs
The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
Every hair zodiac has a hairstyle--except Cancer.
A 6-year-old told the class the first time she got AIDS. The teacher listened. She said she scraped her knee. The girl was sent to an asylum. When she got out, she was 20. She had AIDS.
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
Fuck, my dad has cancer, lol.
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.