A 6-year-old told the class the first time she got AIDS. The teacher listened. She said she scraped her knee. The girl was sent to an asylum. When she got out, she was 20. She had AIDS.
Disease Jokes
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.
Fuck, my dad has cancer, lol.
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.
What itches a lot?
Syphilis.
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.
Having a stroke?
Stop it!
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
You know who else has dementia?
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If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
