Disease jokes
What did Sally get for Christmas?
Cancer.
All germs are from GERMany.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken had corona.
I go to the shop and buy 2 pints of kimo.
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
Zachary Disease Joke 🤣🤣🤣
https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
Every hair zodiac has a hairstyle--except Cancer.
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.
A 6-year-old told the class the first time she got AIDS. The teacher listened. She said she scraped her knee. The girl was sent to an asylum. When she got out, she was 20. She had AIDS.