Disease jokes
The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
Every hair zodiac has a hairstyle--except Cancer.
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
A 6-year-old told the class the first time she got AIDS. The teacher listened. She said she scraped her knee. The girl was sent to an asylum. When she got out, she was 20. She had AIDS.
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.
Fuck, my dad has cancer, lol.
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.
What itches a lot?
Syphilis.
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.