Disease jokes
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
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What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
Memes
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walkedβoh wait, never mind.
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out sheβs not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
Every hair zodiac has a hairstyle--except Cancer.
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
A 6-year-old told the class the first time she got AIDS. The teacher listened. She said she scraped her knee. The girl was sent to an asylum. When she got out, she was 20. She had AIDS.
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
Fuck, my dad has cancer, lol.
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.