Disease jokes
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out sheβs not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
Memes
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
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https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, βThe doctors say that Iβm all positive!β
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walkedβoh wait, never mind.
The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Every hair zodiac has a hairstyle--except Cancer.
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.
A 6-year-old told the class the first time she got AIDS. The teacher listened. She said she scraped her knee. The girl was sent to an asylum. When she got out, she was 20. She had AIDS.
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.