What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? đ (Itâs all about how you pronounce the end.)
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
Why are people joking about this stuff?
Cancer is the best thing ever! Hahah, fuck all you cancer patients!
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.
Carysâs mum has chemo.
Whatâs the worldâs most diseased country?
GerMany.
Me: Imagine not having hair.
Kids: On chemo.
Bitch the fuck.
Why couldn't the girl brush her hair?
..... She had cancer.... ;)
Two cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.
Dr. Brody: Sir, your son has a disease called boofa.
Dad: What's boofa?
Dr. Brody: Both of these nuts in your mouth.
What is a lot?
Syphilis.
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
Check out my YouTube Channel! (Gamer Zacoo01).
What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
"Cancer gives you weed. Itâs not healthy."
