Disease jokes
Bitches do be so flat, you would think they have breast cancer.
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
What's the difference between a child and a cancer diagnosis? At least the cancer grows up and leaves eventually.
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.
I hate school
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?
You can hide your own Easter Eggs!
Fuck, my dad has cancer, lol.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
Cancer.
What is mad cow disease?
Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...
...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."
To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"
It is September. What's the difference between a stage four colon cancer patient and Santa Claus? Santa is coming for Christmas!
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's Day? Candy wigs.
What is it you can give at Christmas and still keep? Herpes.