Disease jokes
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: There’s no stage five.
What can you catch, but not throw?
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
I like my COVID like I like my women: 19 and easy to spread.
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.
Memes
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
My jokes are cancer.
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
Stop joking with cancer.
- From a survivor :)
Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
What did Sally get for Christmas?
Cancer.
All germs are from GERMany.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken had corona.
I go to the shop and buy 2 pints of kimo.