Disease jokes
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.
My jokes are cancer.
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
Stop joking with cancer.
- From a survivor :)
Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.
Memes
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
What did Sally get for Christmas?
Cancer.
All germs are from GERMany.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken had corona.
I go to the shop and buy 2 pints of kimo.
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.
Zachary Disease Joke 🤣🤣🤣
https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?