Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
Disease Jokes
What did Sally get for Christmas?
Cancer.
All germs are from GERMany.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken had corona.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
I go to the shop and buy 2 pints of kimo.
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.
Zachary Disease Joke 🤣🤣🤣
https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
Every hair zodiac has a hairstyle--except Cancer.
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
