Disease jokes
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
What is mad cow disease?
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: There’s no stage five.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.
What can you catch, but not throw?
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.
I like my COVID like I like my women: 19 and easy to spread.
My jokes are cancer.
Stop joking with cancer.
- From a survivor :)
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
What did Sally get for Christmas?
Cancer.