Disaster jokes
When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(
Why did the Titanic and the iceberg hate each other?
Because the Titanic hit it.
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
Memes
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
"That plane lookin kinda low."
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."
And then the wall fell on them.
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/