Disaster jokes
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?
Unfortunately, many soles were lost.
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
Memes
Attack on Deadpool
When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(
Why did the Titanic and the iceberg hate each other?
Because the Titanic hit it.
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
"That plane lookin kinda low."
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!