Disaster jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."
And then the wall fell on them.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Hi, I got fired. Oh, don't know which fire? Oh, the one that I got burned on, the volcano.
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.