Disaster

Disaster jokes

Door

Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.

Teacher

A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.

Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"

Dad

I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.

My dad was one hell of a pilot.

Grandpa was a hell of a planner.

Memes

Crash

I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.

Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.

Sister

There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.

Twin Towers

What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?

My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.

Employee

You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.

9/11

You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.

Pizza

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?

Two large planes!

People

Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.

9/11

9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣

Titanic

(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(

Titanic

Why did the Titanic and the iceberg hate each other?

Because the Titanic hit it.

Titanic

When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.

When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!