How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
Disaster Jokes
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."
And then the wall fell on them.
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
Hi, I got fired. Oh, don't know which fire? Oh, the one that I got burned on, the volcano.
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
Titanic hit a dimetrodon.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
