Disaster jokes
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
I would be smiling if I were the pilot
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?
Unfortunately, many soles were lost.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Why did the Titanic and the iceberg hate each other?
Because the Titanic hit it.