Disaster

Disaster jokes

9/11

9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣

Titanic

(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(

Titanic

Why did the Titanic and the iceberg hate each other?

Because the Titanic hit it.

Titanic

When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.

When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!

Memes

9/11

9/11 jokes
A black and white image of the New York City skyline, prominently featuring the Twin Towers. Overlaid text asks, "Why were the Twin Towers mad on 9/11? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza but instead, they got plane."

People

Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.

Tower

What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

Titanic

Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.

Me: Nice.

Friend: She got some red on her shirt.

Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///

Bomb

How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?

As soon as the bomb exploded on her.

9/11

Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.

Tsunami

What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?

Nothing, they died.

Tragedy

Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?

Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.

Wall

Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."

And then the wall fell on them.

God

I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.

Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/