Disaster jokes
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(