Disaster jokes
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Titanic hit a dimetrodon.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
The 9/11 suicide jumpers, they went through 110 stories in 5 seconds. Sorry.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"
Other person: "We will be fine."
10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.