Disaster jokes
Why did the Titanic and the iceberg hate each other?
Because the Titanic hit it.
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
I would be smiling if I were the pilot
"That plane lookin kinda low."
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."
And then the wall fell on them.
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
Hi, I got fired. Oh, don't know which fire? Oh, the one that I got burned on, the volcano.
"I’m coming for you two!"
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.