Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Disaster Jokes
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
"I’m coming for you two!"
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”
"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"
Other person: "We will be fine."
10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
