Disaster jokes
The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
"That plane lookin kinda low."
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."
And then the wall fell on them.
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
Hi, I got fired. Oh, don't know which fire? Oh, the one that I got burned on, the volcano.
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!