Disaster jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
Why is America so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?
Two large plains.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
What is worse than 16 babies in 16 dumpsters? One baby in 16 dumpsters.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.