Disaster

Disaster jokes

Titanic

Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.

Me: Nice.

Friend: She got some red on her shirt.

Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///

Memes

Disaster memes

Bomb

How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?

As soon as the bomb exploded on her.

9/11

Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.

Tsunami

What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?

Nothing, they died.

Tower

What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

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    • Tragedy

    Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?

    Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.

    Wall

    Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."

    And then the wall fell on them.

    God

    I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.

    Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/

    Fire

    Hi, I got fired. Oh, don't know which fire? Oh, the one that I got burned on, the volcano.

    911

    Every 911 joke isn't that good.

    Well, at least not until they come crashing down.

    Victim

    Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

    They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.

    Content

    I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.

    Titanic

    What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?

    "I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"