I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"
Other person: "We will be fine."
10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."
Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
