Disaster jokes

How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?

As soon as the bomb exploded on her.

What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?

Nothing, they died.

Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."

And then the wall fell on them.

Nobody:

Titanic: sYnCccCc

Iceberg: yAaaYeEee

People: yAaanOooO

Ocean: fUuudD

I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.

Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/

Hi, I got fired. Oh, don't know which fire? Oh, the one that I got burned on, the volcano.

"I’m coming for you two!"

It's raining men! Hallelujah!

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...

"Catch you later!"

What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?

Their kneecaps.

These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.

I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.

What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?

"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"

Why were the Twin Towers angry?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.

Titanic hit a dimetrodon.

Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.

Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.

Why are planes the most dangerous killers?

Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.