Disaster jokes

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.

What did the titanic say as it was sinking?

I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.

I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.

But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.

Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"

The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.

The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"

What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.

What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.

What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?

Icy dead people.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."

It was 9/10.

9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!

When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,

You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"

I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!

Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.

There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.

What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?

You get a milkshake!

I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.

My dad was one hell of a pilot.

Grandpa was a hell of a planner.