Disaster

Disaster jokes

9/11

Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.

Tower

What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

Tragedy

Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?

Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.

Memes

Disaster memes

Titanic

Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.

Me: Nice.

Friend: She got some red on her shirt.

Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///

Bomb

How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?

As soon as the bomb exploded on her.

Tsunami

What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?

Nothing, they died.

Wall

Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."

And then the wall fell on them.

God

I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.

Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/

Fire

Hi, I got fired. Oh, don't know which fire? Oh, the one that I got burned on, the volcano.

9/11

Twin Towers

Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.

Tower

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...

"Catch you later!"

Victim

What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?

Their kneecaps.

Content

I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.