Disaster jokes

The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.

What is big and stupid?

The Titanic.

"That plane lookin kinda low."

Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.

My friend: How?

Justin: Justin!

Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.

Me: Nice.

Friend: She got some red on her shirt.

Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///

What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?

Nothing, they died.

How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?

As soon as the bomb exploded on her.

What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?

Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.

Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.

Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."

And then the wall fell on them.

Nobody:

Titanic: sYnCccCc

Iceberg: yAaaYeEee

People: yAaanOooO

Ocean: fUuudD

I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.

Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/

Hi, I got fired. Oh, don't know which fire? Oh, the one that I got burned on, the volcano.

Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.

Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>

Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.

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