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Disaster Jokes
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?
Unfortunately, many soles were lost.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(
Why did the Titanic and the iceberg hate each other?
Because the Titanic hit it.
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
"That plane lookin kinda low."
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///