Disaster jokes

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.

People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!

Iceberg: Hold my beer.

Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.

Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.

I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!

The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?

Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!

You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!

How did they lose 2 Towers?

Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.

(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)

I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.

It didn't land well.

I smell ice a mile. Titanic, I want to iceberg.

What does the Titanic sell most?

Icebreakers.

What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?

It sinks it.

What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?

The finish line at the marathon bombing.

Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?

Unfortunately, many soles were lost.

What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?

The 43rd floor.

What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!

The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.

I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.

Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.