Disaster jokes
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
Knock, knock.
“Who's there?”
“The Twin Towers.”
“The Twin Towers who?”
“I thought you'd never forget.”
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
Did you know the Titanic swimming pool is still full?
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.