Disaster jokes
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
You know how many people said, "This ship will never sink?"
They jinxed it by saying "never sink."
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
Did you hear about the cat jail break out? It was a cat-tastrophe.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
You're so fat that you were the iceberg that made the Titanic sink.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.