Disaster jokes

People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!

Iceberg: Hold my beer.

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.

Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.

My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.

Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.

I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!

The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!

How did they lose 2 Towers?

Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.

(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)

I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.

It didn't land well.

What does the Titanic sell most?

Icebreakers.

You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!

I smell ice a mile. Titanic, I want to iceberg.

What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?

It sinks it.

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?

Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!

What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?

The finish line at the marathon bombing.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.

Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.

What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?

My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.

You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.

Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.