What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
Why did the Titanic and the iceberg hate each other?
Because the Titanic hit it.
The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
"That plane lookin kinda low."
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
