Disaster jokes
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!
The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
I smell ice a mile. Titanic, I want to iceberg.
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?
Unfortunately, many soles were lost.