Disaster jokes

People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!

Iceberg: Hold my beer.

Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.

My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.

Where did Alice go during the explosion?

Everywhere.

Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.

I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!

The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!

How did they lose 2 Towers?

Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.

(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)

I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.

It didn't land well.

You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!

I smell ice a mile. Titanic, I want to iceberg.

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?

Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!

What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?

It sinks it.

What does the Titanic sell most?

Icebreakers.

What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?

The finish line at the marathon bombing.

I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.

My dad was one hell of a pilot.

Grandpa was a hell of a planner.

There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.

I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.

Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.

Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.

What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?

My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.