Disaster jokes
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?
Two large plains.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
Iceberg: You may know me.
Titanic: You are a sucker.
Iceberg: You hit me.
Titanic: Moron.
Iceberg: Waaaaaaaaaa!
Titanic: I don’t give a shit.
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."
Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.
Why did the Titanic sink? It loved the iceberg!
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Community talk
Actually, Alain, while humans are capable of cruelty, selfishness, and betrayal, judging the entire species by its worst behavior overlooks the amazing qualities that humans also possess. Unlike dogs, humans have the capacity for complex reasoning, self-sacrifice, creativity, and empathy that go far beyond instinct. People have built hospitals, created systems of justice, rescued strangers in times of disaster, and devoted their lives to helping others they may never even meet again. Human intelligence is not proven by perfection, but by the ability to reflect, grow, and consciously choose compassion despite flaws and conflicting desires.
I wish a hurricane would come and tear this whole state down, please n thank youuuu!
What is small and never learned to walk or talk? A baby on the titanic