Disaster jokes
Ummmm 67.
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”
People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."
God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.