Disaster jokes
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
9/11.
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?
Two large plains.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
Iceberg: You may know me.
Titanic: You are a sucker.
Iceberg: You hit me.
Titanic: Moron.
Iceberg: Waaaaaaaaaa!
Titanic: I don’t give a shit.
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."
Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.
Why did the Titanic sink? It loved the iceberg!
Community talk
I wish a hurricane would come and tear this whole state down, please n thank youuuu!
What is small and never learned to walk or talk? A baby on the titanic
If a tornado hits a volcano, what would happen?