Disaster jokes
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.
9/11.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
Memes
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?
Two large plains.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
Iceberg: You may know me.
Titanic: You are a sucker.
Iceberg: You hit me.
Titanic: Moron.
Iceberg: Waaaaaaaaaa!
Titanic: I don’t give a shit.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."
Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.
Why did the Titanic sink? It loved the iceberg!
Memes
Shitpost-master general
Trout lowk make me think about the early death of Wayne Shorter
Community
I wish a hurricane would come and tear this whole state down, please n thank youuuu!
What is small and never learned to walk or talk? A baby on the titanic
If a tornado hits a volcano, what would happen?