Disaster jokes
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
Boom, it went.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."