My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
Disaster Jokes
A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.
Where did Lucy go in the bombing... Everywhere.
What did one hurricane say to the other?
"I got my EYE on you!"
Living in Houston, Texas, and realizing that hurricanes are an annual threat, my ex-wife called me and asked what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer? Take the 610 loop, dear!
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
You know how many people said, "This ship will never sink?"
They jinxed it by saying "never sink."
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
When you put the chicken in the oven, it goes down, and the oven explodes. The oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass, and all goes back.
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
Somebody shouts "Fire!"
Man 1: Get the children out!
Man 2: F*** the children!
Man 3: We don't have time!
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
