My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
Living in Houston, Texas, and realizing that hurricanes are an annual threat, my ex-wife called me and asked what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer? Take the 610 loop, dear!
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
You know how many people said, "This ship will never sink?"
They jinxed it by saying "never sink."
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.