Disaster jokes
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.
Where did Lucy go in the bombing... Everywhere.
What did one hurricane say to the other?
"I got my EYE on you!"
Living in Houston, Texas, and realizing that hurricanes are an annual threat, my ex-wife called me and asked what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer? Take the 610 loop, dear!
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
You know how many people said, "This ship will never sink?"
They jinxed it by saying "never sink."
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
When you put the chicken in the oven, it goes down, and the oven explodes. The oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass, and all goes back.
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
Somebody shouts "Fire!"
Man 1: Get the children out!
Man 2: F*** the children!
Man 3: We don't have time!
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.