Disaster jokes
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
What did one iceberg say to the other iceberg as the Titanic went by?
"I'd smash that."
A teacher is doing an experiment about taste. She tells each student to line up so she can give them each a lifesaver, so they can tell her what flavor it is. She gives Suzy a pineapple one. Suzy tries it, says the flavor, and then goes and sits back down. That is the same for everyone, then it is Jhonny's turn. The teacher hands him a honey flavor one. Jhonny chews it for a while, then says,
"Teacher, I don't know what it is.". The teacher tries to give him a hint and says, "it's what your parents call each other when you are asleep". Immediately the boy behind Jhonny screams, "Spit it out Jhonny, it's an asshole!!!"
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...