Disaster jokes

Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.

I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.

"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"

Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.

What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?

Drowning Pool - Bodies.

My grandpa died in 9/11.

He was the best pilot.

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake? Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!

In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.

Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned, and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience.

The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "If you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"

My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.

Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."

What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?

Two large plains.

Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.

Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"

Want to watch Titanic?

No, I'm not on board for it.

What does the Titanic sell most?

Icebreakers.

The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.

My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.

The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.

A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"

An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"

The Scouser says, "Liverpool."

The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"

The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"