Disaster jokes
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.
Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.
Fall
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
What did one iceberg say to the other iceberg as the Titanic went by?
"I'd smash that."
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11.