Disaster jokes

Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*

9/11:

Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?

Because they go down so well.

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.

Why did the tall building fall?

It was September 11th.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.

9/11 and Jenga are the same.

It's a controlled demolition.

Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.

There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"

We can't go under it...

We can't go over it...

We have to go through it!

What does Fortnite and real life have in common?

They both lost their tower.

What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?

"Here comes the airplane!"

What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?

"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"

Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.

What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.

Here comes the airplane.

9/11 happens the next day.

What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?

A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.

Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.

A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.