Disaster jokes
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
wear sweatpants.
Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."
And then the wall fell on them.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.
But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
The 9/11 suicide jumpers, they went through 110 stories in 5 seconds. Sorry.
"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"
Other person: "We will be fine."
10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.