Disaster jokes

I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)

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Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"

What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Not the two Twin Towers.

The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.

9/11 jokes aren’t funny.

They always crash and burn.

Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.

If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.

My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.

What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"

The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.

I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.

What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?

Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.

Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.

What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

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Their knees.

*Ba dum tss*

Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.

Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.

Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."

I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.