Disaster jokes
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
What pool never runs dry?
The one on the Titanic.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.