Disaster jokes
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
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Their knees.
*Ba dum tss*
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.