"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"
Other person: "We will be fine."
10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
9/11.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
