Disaster jokes

The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.

The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.

What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"

My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.

I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.

If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.

Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.

Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.

9/11 jokes aren’t funny.

They always crash and burn.

What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?

Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.

What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

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Their knees.

*Ba dum tss*

Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.

Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.

I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.

Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."

What did the tower say to the other?

"Man, someone's on fire today!"

What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.

Ur next.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.

Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? Here's a good example...

A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apparently) threw out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "Why are you running?"

"My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!"

They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?"

"Grandma farted and the house blew up!"