Disaster

Disaster jokes

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.

Twin

What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?

Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.

Jumper

What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

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Their knees.

*Ba dum tss*

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    Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.

    Plane

    Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.

    Head

    I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.

    Tower

    What did the tower say to the other?

    "Man, someone's on fire today!"

    Titanic

    What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.

    People

    Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.

    Plane

    Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? Here's a good example...

    A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apparently) threw out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "Why are you running?"

    "My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!"

    They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?"

    "Grandma farted and the house blew up!"

    Fire

    What is black and at the top of the stairs?

    Stephen Hawking's after a fire.

    Puppy

    My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter. As I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set, and the entire animal shelter burned down.

    A few hours later, I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why. I replied, "I couldn't find any." She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?"

    Titanic

    Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!

    Spot

    You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.

    Twin Towers

    Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.