Disaster jokes
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
If the captain of the Titanic was dumb, he would eat the iceberg.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
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Their knees.
*Ba dum tss*
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"