I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
I’d like to be a one direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction
I tried to stick to one direction but then they started to shoot the gay bar....
Which band doesn’t make music? One Direction
orphans are so unwanted, that when one direction saw one, it went the other direction
Ur so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction (joke from the internet)
Which way do gay men walk?
One direction
Yo Mamma's so ugly she made one direction turn into the other direction!
What rock has four men that don't sing?
One Direction
