What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
Which band doesn’t make music?
One Direction.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
What rock has four men that don't sing?
One Direction.
