One Direction jokes

Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!

You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!

Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.

I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)

Which band doesn’t make music?

One Direction.

Which way do gay men walk?

One Direction.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

What rock has four men that don't sing?

One Direction.

What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?

"Juan Direction."

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.

What goes up but doesn't come down?

A down-on-his-luck Newfoundlander takes a job in Toronto. He hates every minute of it. The housing is overpriced, the traffic a bottleneck. Frustrated, he starts saving every penny until he can buy a car to go home to the outport.

Eventually someone takes pity on him and offers to sell him a car with no reverse for fifty bucks.

"I takes it!" the Newfie replies, "because I don't intends on coming back anyway."

I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.

I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...