Difficulty jokes

Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.

Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!

What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.

What's the most difficult thing about being a pediatric surgeon?

Keeping the scalpel steady while masturbating.

What's the hardest thing to do?

Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")

I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.

Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.

You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.

Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?

Because they are always so distant. :-]

What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?

Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.

What's the difference between light and hard?

It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.

My family is like treasure. You need a shovel and a map to find them.

What game hurts you the more stages you survive?

Cancer.

Suicide is as easy as my ex-wife.

What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.

Q: What’s the hardest thing about fucking a dude with a dildo?

A: Making sure he doesn’t wake up.

I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.

I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.

What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?

You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.

Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.