Difficulty jokes

Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.

99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.

Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?

... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.

Q. What's long, hard, and scary when you first see it?

A. Calculus homework.

It ain't always easy having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair.

Walking's a chore, let alone crawling.

I tried phone sex once. But the holes were too small.

What's the hardest part about being a paedophile?

Trying to fit in.

What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable in a wheelchair?

Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.

Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.

So there was a reason why I hated math.

I suck at problem-solving.

I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hay fever.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

The wheelchair.

On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?

Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?

My wife's dyslexic, but hey, nobody's perfect.

What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?

Her, probably.

What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.