Difficulty jokes

Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?

... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.

1+1? Too hard.

Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?

Because you cannot break the ice.

What's the hardest thing to do?

Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")

Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?

Because they are always so distant. :-]

You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.

What kind of tea is really hard to swallow? Reality.

So there was a reason why I hated math.

I suck at problem-solving.

I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.

I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.

Walking's a chore, let alone crawling.

What do a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?

The more you play with them, the harder they get.

What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?

Her, probably.

What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable in a wheelchair?

What do dicks and Rubik's Cubes have in common?

The more you play with them, the harder they get.

I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.

Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.

I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

The wheelchair.

My wife's dyslexic, but hey, nobody's perfect.

Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.