Difficulty jokes

Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?

... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.

Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?

Because you cannot break the ice.

1+1? Too hard.

What's the hardest thing to do?

Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")

Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?

Because they are always so distant. :-]

You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.

Walking's a chore, let alone crawling.

So there was a reason why I hated math.

I suck at problem-solving.

What kind of tea is really hard to swallow? Reality.

I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.

I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.

What do a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?

The more you play with them, the harder they get.

What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?

Her, probably.

What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable in a wheelchair?

What do dicks and Rubik's Cubes have in common?

The more you play with them, the harder they get.

I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.

Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.

I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

The wheelchair.

My wife's dyslexic, but hey, nobody's perfect.

Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.