Difference jokes
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Memes
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
Your hairline is in a different area code.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
What’s the difference between Santa and my dad?
Santa got the milk.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.