Difference jokes

What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?

At least gorillas don't abort their own.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.

What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?

About 15 stone.

Type this in your calculator:

5 days a week (type in 5),

6 different classes (type in 6),

7 hours a day (type in 7),

x

2 semesters (type in 2),

=

flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).

What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?

They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"

What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?

You can beat an egg.

Me and my brother talking about relationships.

Me: We live kind of differently.

Brother: We're sort of alike.

Me: We're not alike.

Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!

My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!

So, me and my friend dressed as dead people for Halloween. The only difference in the costume was that he was actually dead.

What is the difference between an American and an orphan?

They don't have a home to get their guns.

Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?

Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.

What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.

What is the difference between kinky and perverted?

Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.

Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.

What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?

Black people don't shoot up schools.

What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...

They're both plastic and kids turn them on.

What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby?

I don't worship Jesus.

A black lady goes inside the drug store on Eight Mile Road in the city of Detroit, Michigan, and asks the pharmacist, "I would like to buy a box of tampons."

And then the black lady is asked by the pharmacist, "Do you want to buy the box of mini pads, or do you want to buy the box of maxi pads?"

And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"

And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"

And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?

I don't have a Porsche in the garage.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza?

A dead baby can't feed a family.

What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing?

A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree.