Difference jokes
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
Your hairline is in a different area code.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.