Difference jokes
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?
If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.