Difference jokes
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
Your hairline is in a different area code.
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
Memes
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
What’s the difference between Santa and my dad?
Santa got the milk.
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?