Difference jokes
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
What’s the difference between Santa and my dad?
Santa got the milk.
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?
If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.