What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a hostage?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Difference Jokes
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
Ayo Lucas, a sussy baka!
What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
I don't f**k a sandwich before I eat it.
How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest and a zit?
One waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
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What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?
Several hundred calories.
What's the difference between Andy and acne?
Acne waited until Adam could talk before coming on his face.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
