Difference jokes
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Memes
what is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.