Difference jokes
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.
What’s the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.
Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?
Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and an onion?
I don't cry when I'm cutting up a dead hooker.
What's the difference between a priest and customer service?
At least you can call customer service and tell them how your experience was.
What's the difference between an office worker and a vegetable?
They both sit in "wheelchairs," but only one can get out of it.
What's the difference between a female NCO and a zebra?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.