Difference

Difference Jokes

What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?

Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!

What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl? The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhoea when you pull your meat out

What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo? When you feel an Emos arm there’s lots of texture! Feels great too!

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa? The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes