What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers.
Difference Jokes
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
What is the difference between men and women?
Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
What's the difference between a baby and a Dorito?
One is a tasty snack, the other is a Dorito.
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
Q: What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a flying piece of shit? A: One letter.
Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
What's the difference between a surgeon and God?
God knows he's not a surgeon.
What's the difference between a pizza & a person?
A pizza doesn't scream when I try to shove it into an oven...
