Difference jokes
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?
Nothing.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.
I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
What’s the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
A straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-do!"
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do!"
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
What is the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
About 140 calories.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!