Difference jokes
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
What's the difference between an office worker and a vegetable?
They both sit in "wheelchairs," but only one can get out of it.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and an onion?
I don't cry when I'm cutting up a dead hooker.
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers.
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?
Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.