Difference jokes
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a nursery? A. The abortion clinic won't let you take the baby home.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.
What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists?
5% of atheists have seen a ghost.
5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.