Difference jokes
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.