Difference jokes

What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?

Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.

What's the difference between herpes and my dad?

Herpes stays around.

What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.

Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.

What's the difference between your mom and your dad? One leaves your life to go get milk, and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry.

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?

I can't jump off a burrito.

What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?

You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.

What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.

What's the difference between a baby and putty?

You can only eat one.

What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?

There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.

Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?

Because they don't have titties.

Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.

What's the difference between depression and your ex?

Depression fucks you harder.

What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?

Kobe got air.

What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?

A normal kid has a family.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?

One held its balance, the other two fell.

"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"

The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.

What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?

I don't know. I forgot.