Difference jokes

What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?

The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.

What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?

About 40 mph.

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.

Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?

Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)

Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.

Me: *Confused*

Sister: They're both horrible.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

What is the difference between Twitter and this website?

There's no difference.

What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?

Economy doesn't work.

What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?

Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.

What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?

A phone has a home button.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?

One held its balance, the other two fell.

What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.

What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.

What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?

The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.

What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?

One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.

What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?

Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!

What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?

Candy is something everybody wants.

What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?

The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.

What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?

Nothing, they are both just memories.

What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?

Her dad always comes back.

What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?

One is played with.