Difference jokes
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Memes
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.
What's the difference between a baby and a Dorito?
One is a tasty snack, the other is a Dorito.
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
What’s the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.