Difference jokes

What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?

We don't live in their heads.

What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?

The fish can't go fast.

What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.

A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?

B: I don't know.

A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...

B: ...

What’s the difference between 69 and High School?

In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.

What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?

It's white and it's brown.

What's the difference between your mom and a troll?

Nothing, they both look the same.

What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?

Kobe got air.

What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?

The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.

What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?

The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.

What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.

What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?

The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.

What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.

What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.

What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?

One eats tape while the other eats pussy.

What's the difference between friends and family?

One is actually real.

What is the difference between Twitter and this website?

There's no difference.

What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?

Economy doesn't work.

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.