Difference jokes
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
Memes
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
What is the difference between men and women?
Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
What's the difference between a baby and a Dorito?
One is a tasty snack, the other is a Dorito.
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
What's the difference between Michael Joseph Jackson and Richard Pryor?
One was burned by Pepsi. The other burned by coke. Richard Pryor married and had kids, and Michael Joseph Jackson molested kids.
What's the difference between Michael Joseph Jackson and Mickey Mouse? Besides being a disease-carrying rodent, and one a dangerous pedophile, Mickey Mouse can still touch and go near kids.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a nursery? A. The abortion clinic won't let you take the baby home.
Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.
what is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.