Difference jokes
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?
Lete know in the comments
When did “yo” mean Hello?
They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
What is the difference between a man peering through the keyhole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is nude and Rosy.
Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex?
One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak.
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
What is the difference between a zebra and a female NCO?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel its skin off.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.