Difference jokes
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
What is the difference between men and women?
Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?
Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!