Difference jokes
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a nursery? A. The abortion clinic won't let you take the baby home.
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.