Whats the difference between a CEO and licorice?
The licorice is black.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?.... Micheal Phelps can finish a race
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and the white stripes? One has icky thump and the other does icky hump.
I saw one of my cringe jokes from before I had an account and decided to remake it
whats the difference between a trampoline and a child
you take ur shoes of before jumping on the trampoline
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus
The picture gets hung with one nail not two
what's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?!... outlaws are wanted :)
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What’s the difference between apples and orphans apples actually get picked
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Type this in your calculator: 5 days a week (type in 5), 6 different classes (type in 6), 7 hours a day (type in 7), x 2 semesters (type in 2), = flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Me and my brother talking about relationships Me: We live kind of differently Brother: We're sort of alike Me: We're not alike Brother because he's taken: cause you don't have boyfriend! My thoughts: You're right. Cause I have a girlfriend!
So me and my friend dressed as dead people for halloween only difference in costume was he was dead
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? At least gorillas don't abort their own.
what is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan, a normal kid has a family
What the difference between being gay and straight, well it is the hole
Q.What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Ubereats? A. The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder? About 15 stone
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What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg
