What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing and then your house will be gone
whats the difference between you and Hitler at lest he knows how to use a oven
What's the difference between a surgeon and God?
God knows he's not a surgeon.
What's the difference between a pizza & a person?
A pizza doesn't scream when I try to shove it into an oven...
What’s the difference between a baby and a beet?
Beets stain your teeth.
Whats the difference between an ISIS militant base and a pakistani childrens school?
I dont know, i just fly the drone.
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What's the difference between a plane and a woman
At least the the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place
What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?
.......Rape.
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy? The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
How are genders different than the twin towers¿
There are two genders.
Whats the difference between a baby and putty? You can only eat one.
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug
Nothing
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza? A: The pizza can support a family of four.
what is the difference between a small child and a watermelon? one i eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon
what's the difference between a school bus and a cactus? on a school bus the pricks are on the inside.
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet? At least when a bullet kills someone it’s actually fired
whats the diffrents between a ofrfin anda dew 1 gose up and 1 gose down
