Difference

Difference Jokes

What’s the difference between 69 and High School?

In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.

A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?

B: I don't know.

A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...

B: ...

What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?

He didn't come back with the milk.

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?

When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.

What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?

Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.