Difference jokes
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."
What’s harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail mix.
I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
Memes
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
You know how we all have different sides? Well, I have a suicidal side. (Here a bang in the next room.) Oh well, not anymore :)
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad?
My stepdad did beat cancer.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.