Difference

Difference jokes

Stain

  • What's the difference between me and you?

    I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!

    Feminazi

  • What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?

    If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

    Day

  • What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.

    Orphan

  • Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.

    Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!

    Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!

    Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.

    Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!

    Students: No, that's not funny!

    Student: SHUT UP!

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  • Surgeon

  • A surgeon loses his job as he botched a surgery.

    boss: "We have to let you go."

    surgeon: "I protest innocence."

    boss: "How?"

    surgeon: "I thought doing your job and saving people's lives were two different things."

    boss: "Get out!"

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  • Fetus

  • Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?

    A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.

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  • Priest

  • What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.

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