Difference

Difference jokes

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Twitter

What is the difference between Twitter and this website?

There's no difference.

Economy

What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?

Economy doesn't work.

Orphan

What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?

One has a home to run to.

Memes

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apples get picked.

Suicide

What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?

When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.

Twin Towers

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?

One held its balance, the other two fell.

Crash

What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?

Nothing, they both crashed.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?

People actually have a use for one of them.

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?

A phone has a home button.

Guy

What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.

Chimp

Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?

John: I don't know.

Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...

Troll

What's the difference between your mom and a troll?

Nothing, they both look the same.

Anesthesia

What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?

The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.

School

What’s the difference between 69 and High School?

In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.

Chocolate Milk

What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?

The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.