Difference jokes

You know how we all have different sides? Well, I have a suicidal side. (Here a bang in the next room.) Oh well, not anymore :)

What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?

A belly button.

What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad?

My stepdad did beat cancer.

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.

Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....

Good thing my brother's a little bit different.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.

What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?

One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.

What’s the difference between orphans and cars?

I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.

What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?

One eats tape while the other eats pussy.

You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?

A lot of things.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.

What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?

One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.

What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?

The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.

What’s the difference between milk and the air?

At least the air will always be there for me.

What's the difference between friends and family?

One is actually real.

What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?

Not much difference.

What is the difference between men and women?

Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.

What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?

Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.

What’s the difference between jelly and jam?

You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.

What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?

Guns only have one trigger.