Difference jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?
Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail.
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.