Difference jokes
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
What’s the difference between a baby and a beet? Beets stain your teeth.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.
Me and my brother talking about relationships.
Me: We live kind of differently.
Brother: We're sort of alike.
Me: We're not alike.
Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!
My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a mutilated body?
I don’t have a motorcycle in my garage.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
I just wanted to say...
These disabled jokes are quite offensive. I'm not disabled in any way, but people reading might be affected in many ways. Yes, some of them are amusing, but there's a difference between having a joke and being plain rude.
Please take my feedback into account. Thanks!
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.