Difference jokes
What's the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar? One stops sucking when you smack it.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
What's the difference between me and a bus?
I'm not on fire...
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
Memes
COVID was a different ERA
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One to trust and the other to thrust.
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.
What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can’t hear an enzyme.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.