Difference jokes
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar? One stops sucking when you smack it.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
What's the difference between me and a bus?
I'm not on fire...
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One to trust and the other to thrust.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.
What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?
Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.