Difference jokes
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?
Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar? One stops sucking when you smack it.
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
What's the difference between me and a bus?
I'm not on fire...
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One to trust and the other to thrust.
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.