Difference jokes
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
Memes
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?
Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.
What's the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer?
I don't know, I have both!
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.