What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
Difference Jokes
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.
What's the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer?
I don't know, I have both!
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."
What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?
One’s a good year; the other’s a great year!
