Difference

Difference jokes

Coal

What is the difference between Black people and coal?

It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.

Mop

What is the difference between a broom and a mop?

It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.

Porn

What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?

The windows we watch through.

Coal

What is the difference between white people and coal?

It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.

Book

What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?

A book has papers.

Memes

Covid

What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?

I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.

Orphan

What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?

He has family ties.

Wife

What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?

Geico saves you more.

Firefighter

What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?

Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.

Orphan

What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?

They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.

Refrigerator

What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...

It don't moan when u put milk inside.

Priest

What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?

Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.

Dad

What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?

When it leaves and never comes back.

Pedophile

What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?

The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.

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  • Body

    What's the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer?

    I don't know, I have both!

    Cum

    What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.

    Corn

    What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?

    The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...

    Lizard

    What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?

    There is no difference.

    Hoe

    What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?

    One is a tool. The other is your mom.

    Nun

    What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

    One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.