Difference jokes
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
What’s the difference between Jimmy and a normal kid? Jimmy is fat.
What's the difference between $1 million and baby teeth?
I don't have $1 million in my wallet.
What's the difference between drugs and kids?
I don't sell drugs.
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? A rabbi cuts it off, a priest sucks it off.
You know the difference between me and a zebra? Me neither.
Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
What's the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? Nothing, I slit both of them.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning...
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?
Nothing, I cut both of them.
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What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.