Difference jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.

What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?

Only one is wanted.

What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?

Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.

What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.

you.

What’s the difference between jail and my basement?

Some people are let out of jail.

What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?

Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.

What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?

The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!

I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.

What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.

What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?

I don't know! I don't care!

What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?

Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.

What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?

A robot can feign empathy.

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?

Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.

your mom

What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.

Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.

Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂

What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?

The dinosaur once existed.