Difference jokes
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
What's the difference between a female NCO and a zebra?
A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get its stripes.
What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?
The magician has a cunning array of stunts!
Jayden March, a name so bold, Never knew the joy of cookies untold. In a world of sugar and sweet delight, He stood apart, an unusual sight.
While others indulged in sugary bliss, Jayden abstained, dismissing the kiss Of chocolate chips and dough so divine, His willpower strong, his resolve intertwined.
No oatmeal raisin or double fudge, Could tempt his taste buds, not even a nudge. For Jayden March, a different path he took, In a world of cookies, he never partook.
His reasons unknown, a mystery untold, Perhaps he sought something purer than gold. Or maybe he craved a different kind of treat, One that couldn't be found in a cookie sheet.
But as the years passed by, curiosity grew, Whispers of wonder, questions anew. Why did Jayden March deny such delight? Was there a secret hidden in his resolute fight?
Some say he found solace in nature's embrace, In the rustle of leaves and the wind's gentle pace. Others believed his heart sought a different reward, In acts of kindness, love freely poured.
Jayden March, a man of mystery and grace, Marched to a beat only he could embrace. In a world of cookies, he found his own way, Leaving us wondering, pondering day by day.
For though he never tasted the sweetness of a treat, Jayden March's story remains incomplete. A reminder to us all, to explore and define, Our own desires, our own paths to find.
So let us celebrate Jayden's unique choice, And listen to the whisper of our own inner voice. For in a world of cookies, may we remember, That sometimes it's the journey, not the taste, we treasure.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang?
The boomerang is guaranteed to come back.
What’s the difference between Santa and my dad?
Santa got the milk.
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
What's the difference between Christianity and Scientology?
One is accepted as a cult by most people and the other has most people brainwashed.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?
I don’t have a Mercedes.