Difference jokes
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
What's the difference between a broken shovel and a young child?
The shovel doesn't cry when you swing it into a wall repeatedly.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
What's the difference between yes and no...
Nothing.
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail.
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.