Difference jokes
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail.
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.
Memes
Unicorns
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?
Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
your mom
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?
The dinosaur once existed.
What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?
I don’t have a Mercedes.
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? the trampoline doesn't cave in when i jump on it.
What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?
One will make your day, and the other will make your hole weak.