Difference jokes
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? A prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to receive.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
What is the difference between a tree?
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What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
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What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
Porn.
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.