Difference jokes

What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?

A feminist has hair.

What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?

The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?

At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.

What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?

One’s a good year; the other’s a great year!

what's the difference between an onion and a baby?

nobody cries when you cut up the baby.

What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."

School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.

What is the difference between me and a fire?

It's hot.

What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?

I would smash the Twin Towers.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.

What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?

It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.

What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A Democrat will keep screwing you when you run out of money.

What’s the difference between a brick and redheads? Bricks get laid.

What's the difference between sex and gender?

You can't have gender with your sister.

Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?

Because they're good at separating colors.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?

You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.

What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?

I don’t have a life.