Difference jokes

What's the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer?

I don't know, I have both!

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A Democrat will keep screwing you when you run out of money.

What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?

There is no difference.

What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.

What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?

The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...

What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?

One is a tool. The other is your mom.

What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?

A feminist has hair.

What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?

The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?

At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.

What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?

One’s a good year; the other’s a great year!

what's the difference between an onion and a baby?

nobody cries when you cut up the baby.

What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.

School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.

What is the difference between me and a fire?

It's hot.

What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?

I would smash the Twin Towers.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.

What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.