School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
Difference Jokes
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.
What’s the difference between a brick and redheads? Bricks get laid.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.
Uremn es abarancin yngnumma gety asuma qshi tun?
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
