How do men like their women? Striped
How does priest like their children? Clean
Why are most orphans strippers? they want to call someone mommy or daddy
What is the difference between stripper and candy? none. but they like it when you take the wrapper off
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland, nothing, there both dicks.
Whats the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H" but we all know what one we would like to do.
Whats the difference between an elephant and a feminist? The feminist is overweight
What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die. What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
What's the difference between a Porsche and 50 dead babies?
..... I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
What’s the difference between stephan hawking and a walkie talkie. He can’t walkie or talkie
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone but only one is home.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6 year olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer? -- The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up
What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man? Snowballs
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have? A hambone.
Whats the difference between me and a bus?
Im not on fire...
Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a erection..... i don't have a Lamborghini
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals
What’s the difference between a black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chain off.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan
He has family ties
