After long consideration, I’ve decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended) What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out
What is the difference between you're girlfriend and you're sister
There both sweet home Alabama
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The Apple falls from the tree
Q: what’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf hitler?
A: One got to finish a race
whats the difference between my arm and my stomach???? my stomach isnt ripped
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One screems when you out it in a blender and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog, one jumps in ponds the other leaps over the border. :)
What's the difference between baby Jesus and the baby I keep in my basement?
Baby Jesus died a virgin
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone
whats the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isnt sharp
What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS? If you stop giving money to a church you won't go to prison
What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party—except you.
you know the difference between me and a zebra? me neither
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
What is the difference between a baby and a baked potato 140 calories
whats the difference from morbid humor & dark humor
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers