Difference jokes

Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.

What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?

God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.

What's the difference between women and men?

Men have rights.

What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?

You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.

What’s the difference between women and cars?

At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.

What is the difference between women and cars?

At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.

What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?

Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.

What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?

The windows we watch through.

What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.

What’s the difference between chocolate and people?

You can’t buy people nowadays.

Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.

What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?

A unicycle can only take one person at a time.

What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?

One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.

What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?

One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.

What is the difference between a male prostitute who is a Democrat and a male prostitute who is a Republican?

When Republicans perform fellatio for money, it is called prostitution, but when Democrats perform fellatio for money, it is called a donation to their political campaign.

What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito?

One stops sucking when you smack it.

What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?

Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.

What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?

They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.

Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.

I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.