Difference jokes
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?
A rock can break a glass ceiling.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
My boy be hittin different
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
What's the difference between me and an old man? No one pulled my life support.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club. He's tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other.
She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a blowjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it in the rear! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too fuckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!"
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
What's the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a surprise when you find the treasure.
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?
One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at, the other one is a coconut.
What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."