What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone but only one is home.
Whats the difference between me and a bus?
Im not on fire...
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan
He has family ties
what is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book? a book has papers
What's the difference between a gun and a penis? The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
What's the difference between covid and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident and the media blaming it on 9/11.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda? Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda....
What is the difference between white people and coal It’s bad for the environment to burn coal
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn The windows we Watch through
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn The windows we look through
What is the difference between a broom and a mop? It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop
What's the difference between a new born baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but least one gets picked up.
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What’s the difference between Geico and a wife? Geico saves you more.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals
what's the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer?
i don't know I have both
What’s the difference between a epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea ? The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
Whats the difference between mark zuckerburg and a lizard
There is no difference
