What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
What’s the difference between a orphan and a base ball field the base ball field has a home to run back to
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer?
the child has no trouble shooting
What's the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar? One stops sucking when you smack it.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone but only one is home.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
What's the difference between me and a bus?
I'm not on fire...
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn The windows we Watch through
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
what is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book? a book has papers
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
