What’s the difference between a penis and a gun?

A child doesn’t cry when a gun does off in its mouth

What’s the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?

I don’t have a million dollars laying around my house.

What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don’t keep my Lamborghini in my garage.

What’s the difference between a masquito and a blonde girl.

One stops sucking when you smack it.

What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today but you have the one ☝️ was the night you were coming tomorrow I can get home 🏠 night time for

What is the difference between the snow boots and a snow boots and walk home 🏠

What’s the difference between three dead babies and a ferrari

I don’t own a ferrari

What’s the difference between a child and a book?

One doesn’t scream when you snap it’s neck.

What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut

Babies are healthier

What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage!

What is the difference between the snow boots on the earth day today after dinner and walk home

whats the difference between onions and babys?

i cry when i cut onions.

What is a difference between a tree tree house house for dinner and dinner today after dinner and dinner with you today after school

The difference between Your Dad and Cancer? Cancer came back…

What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest? You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid’s until he’s 13 years old.

whats the difference between a bear with a gun and an American Man with a gun?

The bear has common sense not to fire it

What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?

The look on their face when your nailing them

Q. What’s the difference between my phone battery in an anti vax kid? A. Nothing they both die at ten

What’s the difference between Spongebob and a feminist? A feminist has hair.

What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?

Ones a good year the others a great year!

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