Difference jokes

What is the difference between women and cars?

At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.

What's the difference between women and men?

Men have rights.

What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?

Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.

Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.

What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?

"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)

What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?

God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.

What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?

Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."

A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."

What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?

The windows we look through.

What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito?

One stops sucking when you smack it.

What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?

Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.

What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?

They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.

Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.

I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.

What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?

The child has no trouble shooting.

What's the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar? One stops sucking when you smack it.

How do men like their women? Striped.

How does a priest like their children? Clean.

Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.

What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.

What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?

They’re both alone, but only one is home.

What's the difference between me and a bus?

I'm not on fire...

What's the difference between a gun and a penis?

The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.

What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?

Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...