Difference jokes
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.