Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out

What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.

what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…

what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights

What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.

What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.

What’s the difference between a paycheck and your p....? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…

What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.

What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers

What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?

I don’t put fruit in a blender.

What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.

Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off

whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest

nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns

What’s the difference between a baby and an onion?

One screams when I peel it’s skin off.

What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass

What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

whats the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says cock a doodle doo, Tyler says any cock will do.