A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked
I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid
Depends who’s shooting
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
what’s the difference beetween a snowman and a snowwoman?
snowballs ;) :)
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What’s the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.