Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out

what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.

What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.

What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.

What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…

What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.

What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.

What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest

nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns

What’s the difference between a baby and an onion?

One screams when I peel it’s skin off.

What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

A Mirror and a terrorist are the same… Only… A mirror doesn’t need a gun to kill …

what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.

Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off

A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”

What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

What’s the difference between a paycheck and your p....? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…