What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.
What's the difference between a maze and a depressed life? One of them you can find a way out of.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? -- The computer runs.
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What's the difference between eggs, and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? -- One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? -- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One's got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer...
What's the difference between my dad and cancer? Cancer doesn't leave you.
