What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid
Depends who’s shooting
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest?
They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked
I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon