Feminist

Anonymous

what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest

a least one does something when it is triggered

Yo mama

Nword_allowed

What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.

Bag

Anonymous

What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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Beat

Anonymous

Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…

Depression

your dad

whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of

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Orphan

Mia

What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked

I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.

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Fart

givemeyourmeat@gmail.com

Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out

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Baby

Bubbles

What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?

About 140 calories.

Nut

Wickywa

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)

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Stick

McCune

how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles

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Fly

Daddy

What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…

0

Shooting

Anonymous

what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid

Depends who’s shooting

5

Egg

dankmemester

what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.

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Hungriness

T.M.

What’s the difference between hungry and horny?

Where you put the cucumber 🥒

Puns

Anonymous

What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.

0

Period

Anonymous

Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

0

Stand

Daddy

What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something

Priest

Anonymous

Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest?

They both came in a little behind.

5

Ball

Anonymous

what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

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Bag

Jackson Gentry

What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag

One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries

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