Difference jokes
What's the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.
What's the difference between eggs and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? -- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well, beer nuts are 49 cents, but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer, you won’t understand it.)
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What's the difference between a maze and a depressed life? One of them you can find a way out of.
What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
One's got hope in her soul, the other's got soap in her hole.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
Q: What's the difference between me and cancer?
A: My dad didn't beat cancer...
What's the difference between my dad and cancer? Cancer doesn't leave you.