What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist?

At least Hitler actually did something

whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa.

Santa stops at 3 hoes

What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.

What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon

Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out

what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid

Depends who’s shooting

What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon

what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest

a least one does something when it is triggered

What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.

What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?

I don’t put fruit in a blender.

What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.

3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”

What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.

Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest?

They both came in a little behind.

whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb

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