Shooting

Anonymous

what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid

Depends who’s shooting

Guy

givemeyourmeat@gmail.com

Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out

Nut

Wickywa

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)

Suck

blond joke

What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto?

A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it

School

Daddy

What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…

Puns

Anonymous

What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.

Baby

Bubbles

What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?

About 140 calories.

Orphan

Mia

What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked

I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.

Depression

your dad

whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of

Puns

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

Union

Anonymous

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.

Yo mama

Nword_allowed

What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.

Guy

steph3n show

Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

Stick

McCune

how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles

Egg

dankmemester

what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.

Puns

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

Priest

Anonymous

Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest?

They both came in a little behind.

Shower

Anonymous

Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

Baby

The demon

what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon

Stand

Daddy

What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something

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