What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers

What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?

I don’t put fruit in a blender.

What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?

One is Catholic

what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid

Depends who’s shooting

what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon

What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”

What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

whats the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says cock a doodle doo, Tyler says any cock will do.

whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school

What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later

There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop.

pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly

Grammar: It’s the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

what is the difference between the rook and the bishop the rook goes straight while the bishop f...s the kids

What’s the difference between me and cancer? My dad didn’t beat cancer.

School and boot camp are a lot alike, the only difference is that in school you don’t have to get deployed to get shot at

What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

What’s the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.