What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker?

Hookers come back.

What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag

One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries

What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?

A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.

What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherfuckers aint gonna believe dis shit"

What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate

What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

What the difference between a feminist and Hitler?

Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.

What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something

What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…?

The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.

what’s the difference beetween a snowman and a snowwoman?

snowballs ;) :)

What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?

The fish can swim

What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.

what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.