What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
whats the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says cock a doodle doo, Tyler says any cock will do.
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop.
pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
what is the difference between the rook and the bishop the rook goes straight while the bishop f...s the kids
School and boot camp are a lot alike, the only difference is that in school you don’t have to get deployed to get shot at
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
What’s the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.