Difference

Difference Jokes

Cheat

How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.

Priest

What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?

They both came in a little behind.

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  • Gay Guy

    What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

    The microwave doesn't brown the meat.

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  • Rapist

    What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?

    One of them knows the definition of no.

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  • Paycheck

    What's the difference between a paycheck and your penis?

    You don't have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck.

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  • Sex

    What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

    Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.

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  • Hockey Player

    What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

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  • Shooter

    What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.

    Chemist

    How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

    Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

    Watermelon

    What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.

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  • Meat

    What's the difference between meat and fish?

    If you beat your fish, it'll die.

    Phone

    What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.

    Stoner

    Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?

    A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

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  • Penis

    What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.

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  • Fish

    What's the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?

    The fish can swim.

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  • Girlfriend

    What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

    One is hairy and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus. You're welcome.

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  • Hooker

    What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

    Jesus

    What's the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus's birth date.

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  • Line

    There is a thin line between death and life!

    You won't live to see it.....

    The Cardiogram will!!

    Chocolate

    What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate.

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