Horniness

T.M.

What’s the difference between hungry and horny?

Where you put the cucumber 🥒

Kid

Jackson Gentry

What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag

One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries

Time

Anonymous

Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.

Dad

JakeReaper22

What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker?

Hookers come back.

Ball

Anonymous

what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

Puns

Punzar

What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

Old

Anonymous

What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.

Animal

Anonymous

What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.

Stripper

Stripper Jokes

Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?

A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.

Fish

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?

The fish can swim

Dad

Anonymous

whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you

Nun

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.

Week

oof

What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.

White

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherfuckers aint gonna believe dis shit"

Priest

Anonymous

What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

Jesus

Thomas

What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Feminist

Anonymous

What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist?

At least Hitler actually did something

Rock

Bennyysbanter

What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.

Idiot

Tater

What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.

Light

Anonymous

What’s the difference between light and hard?

It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.

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