What’s the difference between hungry and horny?

Where you put the cucumber 🥒

What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag

One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries

Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.

What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker?

Hookers come back.

what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.

What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.

Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?

A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.

What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?

The fish can swim

whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you

What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.

What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.

What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherfuckers aint gonna believe dis shit"

What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist?

At least Hitler actually did something

What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.

What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.

What’s the difference between light and hard?

It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.