Puns

Punzar

What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

Box

Sassy

why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!

Union

Anonymous

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.

Dad

JakeReaper22

What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker?

Hookers come back.

Baby

The demon

what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon

Nun

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.

Bus

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?

The fish can swim

Drunk

steph3n show

Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

Personal

Stripper Jokes

Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?

A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.

Japanese

Anonymous

What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!

Priest

Anonymous

What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

Guy

JB

What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.

Old

Anonymous

What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.

Week

oof

What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.

Nobody

Ea

What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes

White

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherfuckers aint gonna believe dis shit"

Orphan

Anonymous

what’s the difference between puppies and orphans

the puppies actually get adopted

Woman

Thing

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.

Train

Anonymous

What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school??

I don’t know, I just fly the drone

Ex

Bennyysbanter

What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.

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