What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.

What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag

One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries

Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off

What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…

What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.

What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.

Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead hookers, i don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb

What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school??

I don’t know, I just fly the drone

What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.

Whats the difference between apples and dead babies? I don’t ejaculate on apples before i eat them

3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg

whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school

Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure

Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest?

They both came in a little behind.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…?

The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.

What the difference between a water bottle and Africa? One has water the other one doesn’t

What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side