What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag

One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries

what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.

What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

what’s the difference beetween a snowman and a snowwoman?

snowballs ;) :)

What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

What’s the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss John Lennon

What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something

What’s the difference between hungry and horny?

Where you put the cucumber 🥒

What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.

What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherfuckers aint gonna believe dis shit"

What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.

whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.

What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.

What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.

What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.

What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?

The fish can swim

what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van?

Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children

There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

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