Difference jokes
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
The difference between my life and a joke is that a joke has meaning.
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?
A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.
(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer? Cancer doesn't leave you.
What's the difference between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it'll die.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?
One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at, the other one is a coconut.
Q: What's the difference between me and cancer?
A: My dad didn't beat cancer...
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.