what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.

What’s the difference between a baby and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn’t squeal when I put my meat in it.

What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later

What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’

Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome

What’s the difference between hooker and a mosquito?

The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

What’s the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss John Lennon

What is the difference between a Flat tire bicycle and a Woman, answer, You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride on it, while a woman you need to ride on her and pump.

What’s the difference between an apple and a dead baby? I don’t jizz on a apple before eating it

What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off

What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis?

I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them

Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van?

Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children

Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.

What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans

What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.

What’s the difference between a lambo and a pile of dead babies? I don’t have a lambo in my garage.

What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes

Whats the difference between me and a bus?

Im not on fire…

Whats the difference between a 12 year old girl and a freezer?

Only one screams when you put your meat in it.

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