In-law

chickenwings

whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.

Light

matty

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg

Cry

Andrew

What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…?

The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.

Animal

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

Flat

OP boss

What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.

Garage

HOOKER

Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead hookers, i don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Orphan

Anonymous

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon

Egg

asian kid

what’s the difference between you and eggs? eggs get laid.

Baby

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ?

One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.

Guy

Anonymous

what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop.

pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly

Pencil

nibba

Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)

Baby

steelfoil_ug

What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.

Legs

Anonymous

“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”

“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”

“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”

“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”

“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”

“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”

Baby

Poopidyscooby

Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby.

One makes you cry when you cut it up

Feminist

Crossword

what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights

Orphan

Anonymous

what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked

Baby

Stop Brexit

What’s the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker? Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.

Priest

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?

One is Catholic

Baby

Anonymous

What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?

I don’t put fruit in a blender.

Suck

Michael Johnson

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

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