Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest?
They both came in a little behind.
What does a phone and a grandma have incomen. They both die What’s the difference between them. If you shove something up your grandmas ass she wont come back to life
what’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag ones plastic and dangerous to play with the other is to carry groceries.
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
Ones a crusty Bus station and one’s a Busty crustacean
School and Boot Camp are a lot alike, the only difference is that in school you don’t have to get deployed to get shot at
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between baby Jesus and the baby I keep in my basement?
Baby Jesus died a virgin
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)