What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.

Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van?

Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children

What’s the difference between a feminist and a pig?

There isn’t one they are both the same thing.

What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can’t hear an enzyme.

What’s the difference between light and hard?

It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.

What does a phone and a grandma have incomen. They both die What’s the difference between them. If you shove something up your grandmas ass she wont come back to life

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon

What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None you are both dead on the inside.

What is the difference between a whore and an onion U don’t cry when you chop a whore

What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off

whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa.

Santa stops at 3 hoes

What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.

What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.

Whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

What’s the difference between cake and pie

πr2, cake are round

what’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag ones plastic and dangerous to play with the other is to carry groceries.

Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby.

One makes you cry when you cut it up

What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock? A rock can break a glass celing.

What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ?

One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.