what’s the difference beetween a snowman and a snowwoman?

snowballs ;) :)

whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you

What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers

What the difference between a feminist and Hitler?

Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.

What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!

Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that”

you might be

What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?

I don’t put fruit in a blender.

What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.

What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg

What’s the difference between cake and pie

πr2, cake are round

  1. What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans
  2. What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.

What’s the difference between light and hard?

It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.

What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”

“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”

“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”

“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”

“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”

“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”

What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?

One is Catholic

What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.

What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later

what’s the difference between you and eggs? eggs get laid.

What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes

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