What's the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? a prostitute won't tell you that it is more blessed to give than it is to received
What's the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What's the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you'll see in a while and the other one you'll se later
what's the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What's the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon
What's the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course.
The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, "I'll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that's why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat." . Says that little boy: "But mama, that does not make any difference." "Oh no?" the mom asks. "No," says the little boy, "When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!"
People are like potatoes.
We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
Schools buses usually don't have screaming and crying children
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? Stephen can't walkie and Stephen can't talkie.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? -- A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.