Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest?

They both came in a little behind.

What does a phone and a grandma have incomen. They both die What’s the difference between them. If you shove something up your grandmas ass she wont come back to life

What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate

What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None you are both dead on the inside.

What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.

Whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

What’s the difference between cake and pie

πr2, cake are round

what’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag ones plastic and dangerous to play with the other is to carry groceries.

Whats the difference between NASA and religion

NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers

What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist?

At least Hitler actually did something

whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you

Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?

Ones a crusty Bus station and one’s a Busty crustacean

School and Boot Camp are a lot alike, the only difference is that in school you don’t have to get deployed to get shot at

There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

What’s the difference between baby Jesus and the baby I keep in my basement?

Baby Jesus died a virgin

What is the difference between a whore and an onion U don’t cry when you chop a whore

Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)

What’s the difference between light and hard?

It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.

What’s the difference between my phone and my sister? I actually give a damn if my phone dies.