whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…?
The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead hookers, i don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
what’s the difference between you and eggs? eggs get laid.
What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ?
One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop.
pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”
“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”
“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”
“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”
“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby.
One makes you cry when you cut it up
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker? Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?
I don’t put fruit in a blender.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.