What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”
“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”
“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”
“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”
“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
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What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? -- A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
Schools buses usually don't have screaming and crying children
Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa, one stops at the top of the skyscraper.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan.. So your the one !
What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.
What's the difference between a potted plant and your wife?
The first is easier to bury.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law..... an out-law is wanted.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
The puppies actually get adopted.
What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something
What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
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People are like potatoes.
We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
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