What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school??

I don’t know, I just fly the drone

What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon

What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead hookers, i don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date

what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop.

pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg

“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”

“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”

“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”

“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”

“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”

“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”

What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!

What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later

What’s the difference between a baby and a mansion? I’ve never seen the inside of a mansion

What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife?

The first is easier to bury.

Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby.

One makes you cry when you cut it up

What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.

What’s the difference between cake and pie

πr2, cake are round

What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?

I don’t put fruit in a blender.

What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.

What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…

Whats the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snow balls

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