Baby

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ?

One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.

Train

Anonymous

What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school??

I don’t know, I just fly the drone

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Orphan

Anonymous

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon

Egg

asian kid

what’s the difference between you and eggs? eggs get laid.

Bus

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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Cat

cat

whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat

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Suck

Michael Johnson

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

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Cannibal

Anonymous

People are like potatoes.

We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

Cry

Andrew

What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…?

The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.

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Baby

Anonymous

What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?

I don’t put fruit in a blender.

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Flat

OP boss

What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.

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Hole

Anonymous

What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.

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Orphan

Anonymous

what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked

End

Anonymous

What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel

Priest

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?

One is Catholic

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Light

Anonymous

What’s the difference between light and hard?

It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.

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Legs

Anonymous

“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”

“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”

“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”

“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”

“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”

“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”

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Sister

Jaylyn

What is the difference between you’re girlfriend and you’re sister

There both sweet home Alabama

Drug

MISS. B.... TO YOU!

What’s the difference between drugs and kids?

I don’t sell drugs.

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America

Anonymous

What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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