Jesus

Anonymous

What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date

Jesus

Thomas

What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

John

Anonymous

What’s the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss John Lennon

Dad

Anonymous

whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you

Feminist

Anonymous

What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist?

At least Hitler actually did something

End

Anonymous

What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

Puns

Overwatch_Gamer321

There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

Dad

Anonymous

Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van?

Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children

Animal

Anonymous

What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.

Train

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”

Definition

Anonymous

What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.

Girlfriend

Noah

Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome

Girl

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a phone and a girl?? You can turn it off whenever you want

Time

Anonymous

Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.

Priest

BOB

Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off

Egg

asian kid

what’s the difference between you and eggs? eggs get laid.

Light

Anonymous

What’s the difference between light and hard?

It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.

War

Meninist

What the difference between a feminist and Hitler?

Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.

People

Youre welcome

What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate

Bus

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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