What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school??
I don’t know, I just fly the drone
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van?
Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…?
The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.