What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.

whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of

What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off

What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…

What’s the difference between cake and pie

πr2, cake are round

what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers

whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?

One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…

What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.

Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that”

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What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights

Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby.

One makes you cry when you cut it up

What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.

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