What the difference between a feminist and Hitler?

Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…?

The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.

What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

what’s the difference between you and eggs? eggs get laid.

What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist?

At least Hitler actually did something

Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.

What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes

What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate

Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?

A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.

Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off

What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.

whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you

Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that”

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What’s the difference between light and hard?

It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.

What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”

What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.

What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.

What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school??

I don’t know, I just fly the drone

What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.