What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date

What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

What’s the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss John Lennon

whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you

What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist?

At least Hitler actually did something

What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van?

Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children

What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.

What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”

What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.

Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome

What’s the difference between a phone and a girl?? You can turn it off whenever you want

Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.

Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off

what’s the difference between you and eggs? eggs get laid.

What’s the difference between light and hard?

It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.

What the difference between a feminist and Hitler?

Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.

What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate

What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.