What’s The Difference Between A snowman and a Snow Women

Snow Balls

What’s the difference between my dad and my step dad? My step dad beat my ass before he left

What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist?

At least Hitler actually did something

What’s the difference between hooker and a mosquito?

The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.

What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a p....?

I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them

What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school??

I don’t know, I just fly the drone

What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate

What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker?

Hookers come back.

There are different people who hate DARK jokes

Teachers, Old people, and the KKK

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg

Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

What is the difference between Light , and Hard ?? You can go to sleep with a Light on …

What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.

Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest?

They both came in a little behind.

What’s the difference between baby Jesus and the baby I keep in my basement?

Baby Jesus died a virgin

What’s the difference between my phone and my sister? I actually give a damn if my phone dies.

Whats the difference between NASA and religion

NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers

What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…?

The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.