People

Youre welcome

What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate

Blonde

Anonymous

Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.

Jesus

Anonymous

What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date

Priest

BOB

Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off

Guy

JB

What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.

Nobody

Ea

What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes

Sentence

Anonymous

What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

Puns

Overwatch_Gamer321

There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

John

Anonymous

What’s the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss John Lennon

Box

Sassy

why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!

War

Meninist

What the difference between a feminist and Hitler?

Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.

Japanese

Anonymous

What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!

Train

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”

Woman

Thing

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.

Date

Anonymous

Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?

Her: What?

Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin

Train

Anonymous

What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school??

I don’t know, I just fly the drone

Cry

Anonymous

Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van?

Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children

In-law

chickenwings

whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.

Baby

steelfoil_ug

What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.

Cry

Andrew

What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…?

The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.

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