What's the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What's the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn't cry when I break it's legs
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Grammar: It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.
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What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.
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What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? -- One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What's the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
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What's the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
Him: What's The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
