What’s The Difference Between A snowman and a Snow Women
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a p....?
I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school??
I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What’s the difference between baby Jesus and the baby I keep in my basement?
Baby Jesus died a virgin
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…?
The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.