Difference jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.
What is the difference between a human and the human rights act, a tree house, and a human being?
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!