Difference jokes

What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.

What's the difference between my imaginary friend and God?

None.

They're both imaginary.

When did “yo” mean Hello?

They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."

Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?

A: The dead body had a family.

What's the difference between you and your mom?

I slept with your mom.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?

I care when my computer crashes.

What is the difference between a human and a burger?

What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?

No one stops sucking.

Say yes if you wanna fuck.

I did a good job and walk walk home and walk walk to the car and drive. What is the difference between a good [what]?

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.

What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.

What is the difference between a human and a magic dog? What is a human.

What is the difference between a human and a bird?

A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.

What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.

What is the difference between a tree and a dog?

A dog can walk and a tree cannot walk.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?

Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL

America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.

White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"

The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."

1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"

What's the difference between a club and a bar?

I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.