Difference jokes
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
What’s the difference between a cat and a dog? It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.