Difference jokes
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
Scroll down for explanation.
Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?
One's a good lot of fat; the other's a fat lot of good.
The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
My dad came back!
What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?
"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."
What’s the difference between a zit and a priest? The zit waits 'til you're 12 to cum on your face.
What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!
What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
What is the difference between a comma and a period?
A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.
But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.
What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump?
One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets.
What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump?
It just doesn't work...
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
What's the difference between cancer and my dad?
Cancer is still here. 😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.
What’s the difference between 80 dead babies and a Lambo? I don’t have a Lambo in my garage.
What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?
Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕