Difference jokes
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock.
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.