Difference jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I've never sucked on dicks.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
All-star gay mix
Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole.
Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb.
So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick.
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless man's throat.
The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
And walk, walk home, and...
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?
Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.