Chaplin jokes
"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."
- Charlie Chaplin
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
Charlie Chaplin and Tork Poettschke meet.
Chaplin: "What can I do for you?"
Poettschke: "Please get away from me."
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Who is the best at musical chairs?
The kid in the wheelchair.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.