Chaplin jokes

"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."

- Charlie Chaplin

You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.

Charlie Chaplin and Tork Poettschke meet.

Chaplin: "What can I do for you?"

Poettschke: "Please get away from me."

What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?

Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.

"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries.