Chaplin jokes

"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."

- Charlie Chaplin

You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.

Charlie Chaplin and Tork Poettschke meet.

Chaplin: "What can I do for you?"

Poettschke: "Please get away from me."

What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?

Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Helen Keller walked into a bar, and a chair, and a table, and a wall.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"