Chaplin jokes
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
Charlie Chaplin and Tork Poettschke meet.
Chaplin: "What can I do for you?"
Poettschke: "Please get away from me."
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
The Chaaaaaaaaaampioooooooooons!
Champagne
kapteyn = captain
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."
- Charlie Chaplin