Difference jokes
What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
Today is sad. My sister got hit by a car, and I lost my license as a driver.
What’s harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
What's the difference between yes and no...
Nothing.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.
Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
What’s the difference between a job and a wife?
The job keeps sucking after 5 years.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon?
The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.