Difference jokes
What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?
You can hear a hormone.
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini.
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?
One will make your day, and the other will make your hole weak.
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement.
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack was surprised to see she had different eyes, and that’s when he realized... Jack had fucked Jill’s daughter.
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.