Difference jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
Little Red Riding Hood has to deliver food to her grandma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her grandma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked like her grandma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little Red Riding Hood?
Answer: 16
What's the difference between a baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.
What's the difference between my wife and a battery? I can't use a battery when it dies.
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
There is no difference.
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.
The difference between my life and a joke is that a joke has meaning.
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.
I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.
What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a mutilated body?
I don’t have a motorcycle in my garage.