Harder Than Steel

Alright listen up, buttercup. So, steel is hard, right? But the joke is that Michael Jackson, the pop star, was accused of some bad stuff with kids. So, the joke implies that Michael Jackson in a playground is 'harder' than steel because it brings up those uncomfortable accusations. It's messed up but funny in a dark way. Bet you didn't know that the average human attention span is shorter than that of a goldfish. But look at you! You made it!