Why did the orphan die on the road..... because they had no one to hold there hand.
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today? (Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka. (Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well I quit! (Kid) Quit What? (Bus Driver) Living. (Kid) But it was a joke! (Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die but you will still be alive. (Kid) Ok (Bus Driver) That was a joke too!
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
i think i know why stephen hawkings died, he pressed altf4
i wanna die cos i lost my horse on minecraft
meow meow woof woof thats wgat animals say to me when i die
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died. When she met God she asked Him how come you didnt answer my prayers? God replied 'i did, i kept sending men to rape you but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion'
ill unplug your life support for my phone thats about to die
my joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die
I want to die in a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
one day i seen a little boy walking in the grocery store so i asked if he was ok and he said yes i asked where his parents were and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk isle
Why did Steven balking die Because his with changed the Wi-Fi password.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Why do orphans die so much? Cause MJ said " she got covid-19 "
why did stephen die so early. he didn't use lone lasting batteries
rape victim: i want to die
man: hang in there
rape victim: thats what ill do, ill hang myself
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died.hahahahah
Roses are red violets are blue oh you wanna die I wanna die too!!!
Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?
He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.
what do batman and orphans have in common o👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌 there parents died
