Die jokes
Why did God make the devils die?
God is great!
So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
Man, choking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...
If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.
And into a children's birthday party.
A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."
Francis Pope, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and a little boy were on a falling airplane. There were 3 parachutes. Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps off the plane saying, “The world needs my leadership!” Barack Obama grabs a parachute and says, “I need to help make choices for our world,” so he jumps off the plane. At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane. The Pope says to the boy, “take the last parachute, I am too old and I’m going to die soon one day.” The little boy says, “actually there are two, you see, Donald Trump took my backpack.”
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.