My crush said that she would rather die than have sex with me...it turns out that she was lying.
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud
It want to die like my grandpa, with a blindfold and a wet sponge on his head
Why did Steven halkings die.....
A quad rasher ran him over
why did the man die of the actors performance?
the performance was unbeLIVEable
Two men are in a rainforest, and one of them is peeing. Suddenly, a snake jumps out of some bushes and bites the man’s penis. The other man says, “Oh my God, I will go to a doctor immediately!” He didn’t have enough time to load the man into the car, so he went straight to the hospital. The man told the doctor what happened, and the doctor said, “You will have to make an incision at the wound and suck the poison out.” The man went back to the other man and said, “There is no hope, you will die.”
why did stephen hawking die because i unpluged his life support to charge my phone
Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel. The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning. The guys show up and the guards shoot them. The guys die because the guards used real guns.
a man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up. The executionares asked "how'd you do that?" he said, " I had magic chips, here, take some"they eat them, jump off and die.
He asks for more chips, and the guy says "you're a real a**hole when you're drunk superman."
die
So, a guy walks into a bar, and he tells the bartender, "After this last drink, I'm going to the roof to kill myself." A guy sitting next to him says, "I wouldn't do that if I were you.", in which the man replies, "Oh yeah?" So, they both take their shots and go up to the roof. The guy says "You're not gonna die, watch this!" He jumps off the roof and comes back up. The man rubs his eyes and tells him to go it again. He comes down and comes back up. The man says "Cool, let me try!", and he jumps down only to kill himself. The guy goes back to the bar, and the bartender says "Superman, you're an asshole."
How did Stephen Hawking really die...his wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything
my grandpa is an asshole,the fucker deserved to die,the son of a bitch was using his life support,and i needed to change my iphone.
how did sally die (how) she got shot (how) she could not run away
how did steven Hawkins die? he tried to update to windows 10 and his hard drive corrupted
Why did Stephen Hawking die, his ethernet cable fell out
What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.
What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
A bear is like your best mate harry If you stab them They die from a stab wound
why did the chicken cross the road.
to die
The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the fresh recruit on the enemie's side die for his.
