Die jokes
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
Where are people sent to die?
Ross Hall academy.
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
Why did God make the devils die?
God is great!
So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
Man, choking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...
If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.
And into a children's birthday party.
A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."