who ever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die
Little Johnny went to the beach found some cocane and died the end
my joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die
I want to die in a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
one day i seen a little boy walking in the grocery store so i asked if he was ok and he said yes i asked where his parents were and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk isle
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
My grandma just died from cancer
My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
I wish we could implant all parts because i could have used some car parts from Stephen hawking after he died.
What do you call a blind person driving a car......... died
I got jealous when my phone died
I Asked The Emo At My School If He Got Jealous When His Phone Died
you know why you never wana fly with a orphan. cause then they know they won't die alone
would u rather listen to Justin bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible. there the same thing
Why did the twin towers die because they had to many plane pizzas
Why are the English so good at chess? Because there Queen never dies.
did you hear about the gay indian who died?.... He was a brave sucker.
How did Stephen hawking die?of a bad internet connection
have you heard about the pillsbury dough boy? he died of a yeast infection
Steven Hawking Died due to the bios update, he shutdown cuz the power cable got chewed
I was dying when i called my sister and she said "Hi this is pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic your loss our sauce how may i help you today."
