Die jokes

If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?

Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?

My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).

The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not your dad."

Then he says, "What comes after 47?"

The quiet kid says, "AK."

This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!

Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.

God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.

All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.

We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.

You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!

"Daddy, what are those two things on mum’s chest?" asked Tom. "Those are just... balloons," said dad.

(Later)

"Dad! I think mum’s dying!" said Tom. "Why?" asked dad. "Because uncles are blowing her balloons, and she said, ‘Oh god, I'm cumming!’"

What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?

DeterMIENATION

Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.

Some bread teacher: What will Reddit be in a few years?

Dumb Kid: DEADit?

Bread Teacher: You get an FY for FUCK YOU!

Bread Teacher: It will be BREADit!

Student: Hah, that's VERY funny! Might as well go to DEADit so I can die of laughter.

I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."

Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.

Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.

It's muffi time, 'cause I wanna die, die, die.

Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.

What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?

A black alien.

Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.