Die jokes
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Some bread teacher: What will Reddit be in a few years?
Dumb Kid: DEADit?
Bread Teacher: You get an FY for FUCK YOU!
Bread Teacher: It will be BREADit!
Student: Hah, that's VERY funny! Might as well go to DEADit so I can die of laughter.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
"Daddy, what are those two things on mum’s chest?" asked Tom. "Those are just... balloons," said dad.
(Later)
"Dad! I think mum’s dying!" said Tom. "Why?" asked dad. "Because uncles are blowing her balloons, and she said, ‘Oh god, I'm cumming!’"
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?
Three men walk into heaven at the same time. They all live in the same city. God asks the first man, "How did you die?" The man says, "I have a heart condition, and I've been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. Anyway, I get home from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hanging off the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guy's fingers! He falls into a bush, so I throw a refrigerator on him." God asks the next man, "How did you die?" The man says, "I was cleaning the windows, and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! Luckily, I fall safely in a bush! But then a refrigerator falls on me!" God asks the third man, and he says, "I was the one in the fridge!"
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!