Die jokes

You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.

Part 1: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.

Part 2: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.

Part 3: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.

Part 4: Guess what... two men were walking down the way when the second one fell in the sewers and died... The first one was lonely.

In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.

I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”

You know every time we think of sex, an angel dies.

We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.

Yo mama so fat, she died!

When people are ready to die for their country:

Trust the Unionist Party.

Better than Reform.

It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.

@everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.

The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?

Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.

Where is a place where people die?

Rosshall Academy.

The West is dying.

If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.

My aunt used to say, "Slow and steady wins the race." She died in a fire.

What do birds and children have in common?

If you shoot them, they die.

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

'Cause she's a woman.

No, really. Why can't she drive?

Because she died.

A pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers. The passenger asks, "Why did you become a pilot?" The pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says, "You're afraid of heights?" "No, I'm afraid of dying alone."

Why did God make the devils die?

God is great!

What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.