Yesterday I had a party. I got questioned about 5 dead kids died up locked in a box. I did that when I was 13 damn I forgot about them
Time for a random Terraria joke Q: Why did the guide die at his house? A: The player dropped his doll in the lava. (WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap
My sister said to kill myself so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die
Yo Mama is so huge when she was bone everyone died
hahahahhahahhah my nan died :)
How did Steven hawlkins die
He blew a fuse doing an update
How did Stephen Hawking die
Someone pulled his eithernet cable (he died of a blue screen)
Me:Why did the bus drop his ice cream? Sanity to live: I don't know? Me:He was run over by Timmy!!! Sanity to live?*dies* Me:*At edge of bridge* wow sweat view Sanity to live:*resurrected* Narrator: sometimes a bridge is all you need... (sponsored by jumping bridges)
my grandpa is an asshole,the fucker deserved to die,the son of a bitch was using his life support,and i needed to change my iphone.
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "everytime someone lies, it ticks once, Mother Terresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, " Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE
My bro’s parents died but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days
Why did Stevan Hawkins die so soon...
Because his misses bought the wrong battery’s
Why did Kenny die Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
Me die
your so poor that you die and go to the backrooms
You fighting? More like you dying!
Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London ?
All the exit signs were in English
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, How his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and HOW he was born. 😏
what gets biger when it eats but dies when it drinks. answer: fire
