Die jokes
Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!
The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
Hollow Knight Meme
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
I'm dying... sike, I lied. You thought I died!
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.