Die jokes
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
What did Jeff Dahmer say to the gays? Get over here and let me give you so much anal to where you die, DADDY! UWU!
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.
I'm dying... sike, I lied. You thought I died!
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.