Man:Did you know pidgins die after having sex? Women:No really? Man:Well the one I fucked did...
Luigi was dying had two sons Bruno was handsome but Alberto was ugly He said Maria tell me is the is Alberto my son Yes Luigi his wife said and he died happily Wife said thank God he didn’t ask about the other one !!
my aunt used to say "slow and steady wins the race". she died in a fire.
Dad: School is cancelled, I think your teacher died or something Me: Wow they found the body already? Dad: :/
alyas dad died thats comedy something not funny is like blm
Steven Hawking died because he was to far away from the Wi-Fi router
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...
Two of my grandpa's died in ww2 Their tower fell over
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
"I hate when people make 911 jokes because my grandfather died during the twin tower attacks, he was the best pilot in saudi arabia"
For you have a overdose on a drug and die, then the least half dose would be a lifetime supply.
why are grave yards so popular? because people are always dying to get into them
Abortion another word for dying at spawn
Humpty Dumpty felled off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call. He got hurt in a egg-cident & it never got eggs-elent. When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower. It happened too fast, he watched the very last. Next he died, eaten all fried.
So there I was, having a fantastic time going down on my nan When suddenly I got a nasty taste in my mouth.
"Wait a minute" I said. This distinctly tastes like horse semen
Then it clicked. "Ah, so that's how you died"
Race car backwards is race car. Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died
I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff
They died of happiness and a 30 story fall
I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "this lemonade tastes like bleach..."
ur mum so old that when i told her to act her age, she died
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
