Die jokes
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
rip my bird he died :(
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."
Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
What do your teacher and your friend have in common? They will both die eventually.
Why do they bury Germans 20 feet down when they die, instead of the usual 6 feet? Because deep down, Germans are ok.
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.
What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.
What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him.
Don't make Iran jokes. My mom died by a rocket launcher. She was the best sharp shooter in the Iranian army.