Didnt jokes

Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?

She thought her grandma was trying to flex.

How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.

Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?

He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.

I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn't know back-to-school sales had started already!

Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.

Hear the one about the deaf kid?

He didn't.

Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?

A. She had to go to GasTown.

What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?

I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!

Why did God create women before men?

He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.

Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.

That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.

A woman having labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”

“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.

“Those are just contractions.”

A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”

Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?

Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!

Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.

Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!

Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.

Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait

Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I made a website about orphans.

It didn’t have a homepage though.

A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."

Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.

Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.

Why did the Titanic sink? It's because they didn't want the icebergs' candy.

I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!

I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.

I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!