Didnt jokes
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
Why didn't the rooster cross the road?
Because he was a chicken!
Why didn't the chair cross the road? Because it was a chair.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a homepage though.
A depressed kid didn't succeed at suicide and said, "I'm a failure at suicide, too."
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.