Didnt jokes
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The lunch lady gave me only one carrot. I didn't carrot all.
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.