Didnt jokes
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.
Why didn't the rooster cross the road?
Because he was a chicken!
Why didn't the chair cross the road? Because it was a chair.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
An Ob-Gyn asks a lady to put her feet up on the stirrups.
Doctor: My God, you have the biggest vagina I’ve ever seen!
Woman: You don’t have to say that twice.
Doctor: I didn’t.