Didnt jokes
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn't know back-to-school sales had started already!
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?
I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.