Didnt jokes
An Ob-Gyn asks a lady to put her feet up on the stirrups.
Doctor: My God, you have the biggest vagina I’ve ever seen!
Woman: You don’t have to say that twice.
Doctor: I didn’t.
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn't know back-to-school sales had started already!
You are the special
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?
I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
Why didn't the chair cross the road? Because it was a chair.
Why didn't the rooster cross the road?
Because he was a chicken!
I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
A woman having labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.