Didnt jokes
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn't know back-to-school sales had started already!
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
An Ob-Gyn asks a lady to put her feet up on the stirrups.
Doctor: My God, you have the biggest vagina I’ve ever seen!
Woman: You don’t have to say that twice.
Doctor: I didn’t.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
You are the special
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
A woman having labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?
I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.