Didnt jokes
What’s the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn’t beat cancer.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon?
The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
Why did the paraplegic cross the road?
Because they didn't have any handicapped parking spots on his side.
I wanted to open a restaurant for the hearing impaired, but the slogan "Enjoy without hesitation" didn't go down so well.
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings. Didn’t Jesus have four?
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
A brunette fought and didn't get raped.
A blonde thought and did get raped.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
A lovely and clean kebab restaurant with the option to sit at the bar, sit outside, or eat in.
Besides kebabs, they also offer other typical dishes, such as cholodki. They also have a selection of different pizzas. The photo shows various kebab dishes with potatoes, rice, and salad. This time, the rice is mixed with oats. Enjoy! The other two kebabs are also delicious, but I didn't try them. As always, I was treated very kindly, and the service and quality ensured that they were always happy to help.
As a foodie, I have to say that this is the best kebab restaurant. Next time, I'll try the pizza and come back again.
Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a homepage though.