Didnt jokes
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
My child is ungrateful. I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you. No, he said, "Dad, I don't have any legs!"
The lunch lady gave me only one carrot. I didn't carrot all.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down.
I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.
I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.
When I was young, I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back, except they didn't get back up.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
Joke: Why did the gym close down?
– It just didn’t work out.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She didn't have any arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack!
Why did Brandon harass Sydney because she didn't want to eat his foreskin?
Why did Brandon's mum chase him with a knife? Because he didn't let her cum first!