Didnt jokes
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
Why did the gym close down? -- It just didn't work out.
I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks.
I didn't want to interrupt her.
Why didn't the bear go to college?
Because bears don't go to college.
Apparently, Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
I walked into a room full of men masturbating. They all looked shocked when I didn't stop.
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.