Didnt jokes

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.

Why did the gym close down? -- It just didn't work out.

I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks.

I didn't want to interrupt her.

Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

Apparently, Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.

I walked into a room full of men masturbating. They all looked shocked when I didn't stop.

Why didn't anyone care about the circus?

Because it was irr-elephant.