Didnt jokes
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
I saw a guy raping a girl in the park, so I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against the two of us.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read, "It's a bumpy road but soon you will have a straight path." People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
Why did the kid who was blind, in jail, need light to see? He didn't, he needed to braille his way out.
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?
The Parkland kids.
A guy walks into a gun store and everything is half off. He looks at his son and says, "I didn't know back to school sales started yet."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
Friend 1: I HATE YOU!
Friend 2: *cries* b-but i-i didn't s-say that!!
Friend 3: *writes on paper with pencil cuz is so bored*
Me: *points at pencil lead* NOW NOW NOW THIS HAS *LEAD* TO SOME SERIOUS FRIENDSHIP LOSS! Plz shut up.
All my friends: *groan at horrible pun*
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
Q: What's the difference between me and cancer?
A: My dad didn't beat cancer...
One hot day a cow wanted some shade.
He found a tree and started resting under it, but there was a chicken bothering him. The cow exclaimed, "Moooove!" The chicken didn't move. Again, "Moooove!" and still the chicken wouldn't move. The cow yelled, "MOOOOOVE!" The chicken turned around and said, "FUCKOFF."