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Dick Jokes
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
I suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping.
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.
He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.
"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
If you're feeling numb, use your thumb.
When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
Oof.
Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"
I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
