bobby had 54 dicks (54) he took 33 pills a month (5433) once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345) (flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! he's got a lot!
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick she said we are family... even though you're bigger than me.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to the how we talk to other guys like when they say can I borrow a pencil you say you can borrow this hard wood dick
What does Ligma and Bofa have in Common?
They both Rhydon my dick.
Hell you fuck bitch dick
what did one nut say to the other nut the guy in the middles a dick
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland, nothing, there both dicks.
>Sell PC >Go to Croatia >Try to fly to the US to meet female >US wont let me in >End up in Norway >female leaves me >Female gets arrested by feds >Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics
Just another day in the defib life
The man walks into a bar reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny piano and a tiny piano player the piano player starts playing the piano, the guy next to him asks where did you get that, the man says there is a genie out on the corner granting wishes, so the man sitting next to him jumps up and runs outside he says to the genie I want a million bucks, the genie snaps his fingers and a million ducks appear in the road, the man comes back inside and says hey that genie is a little hard of hearing, the man says well did you really think I'd ask for a 12-in pianist
I hate it when people say to suck it up... I mean sometimes I don’t want someone’s dick in my face
boy; wanna hear about my dick? never mind it's too short. girl; wanna hear about my pussy? fuck no you won't get it.
you're dick so small they though you we're a girl when you came to the world
so i guess cube was right eazy dick smelling like mc ren shit and eazy died of aids
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain then he does in his dick and his dick is a 1/4 of a millimetre
*funny joke about dicks*
what's the similarity between an orphan and my dick? They both will die alone
why are asians dicks to small so they can reset the calcuater
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date,espicically the Dick and their Balls
Bully...you such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger
whats the differences between a t rex and your sister i can't stick my dick in a dinosaur
