Dick jokes
Dick sucking.
A customer came to me and asked for condoms for tiny dicks.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?
A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"
Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"
Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.
In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."
Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...
YOUR MOM sucks my dick 24/7.
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
What do dicks and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
I suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
If you're feeling numb, use your thumb.