Suck tiny dick, now u have STD’s
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
i suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping
Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
If you're feeling numb, use your thumb.
When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
Oof.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.
He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
Trust Canibles sucking each others dick
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
How do you know if your sisters on her period?
Your dads dick tastes funny.
What’s worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dads wedding ring inside her.
