Dick jokes
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
Life is like a penis. It is short.
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
Hell you fuck, bitch, dick!
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.
I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
What does a rubix cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with them the harder they get.
What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?
A mathive dick.